‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ revival is moving forward on Hulu — and I really wish it wasn’t

RIP beepers. That was my first thought when Sarah Michelle Gellar recently announced the “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” revival on Hulu. Then came the existential dread.

Don’t get me wrong — my “Buffy” obsession runs deep. I even spent my 21st birthday meeting David Boreanaz and James Marsters at a convention instead of gambling in Atlantic City.